Beer Quotes from Famous Historical Figures Winston Churchill Kaiser Wilhelm Lord Byron Sir Walter Raleigh Janis Joplin Dean Martin Plato Ernest Hemmingway Dave Barry Humphrey Bogard Frank Sinatra

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I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best

The heart which grief hath cankered...

Hath one unfailing remedy - the tankard.

C.S. Calverly

I drink when I have occasion... and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Miguel De Cervantes

I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.

Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Kaiser Wilhelm

Gentlemen, start your taps.

Then trust me, there's nothing like drinking. So pleasant this side of the grave; it keeps the unhappy from thinking and makes even the valiant more brave.

Charles Didbin

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

Sir Walter Raleigh

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

Alvan L. Barach

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Lord Byron

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Irish proverb

Put it back in the horse!

(after he drank his first American beer)

H. Allen Smith

an American humorist in the 30's - 50's

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

Janis Joplin

Why do I drink?

So that I can write poetry.

Jim Morrison

The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches.

Joyce Carey

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Tom T. Hall

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemmingway

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Plato

They who drink beer will think beer.

Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemmingway

A full beer is a perfect beer.

Tim Russman

Well I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer.

Jim Morrison

"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Madam, you're ugly; But at least I'll be sober in the morning"

Winston Churchill

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting.

Dave Barry

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.

I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.

Rudyard Wheatley

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

Ogden Nash

My grandmother is eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Henny Youngman

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

Ancient Greek proverb

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

I drink, therefore, I am.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

Ernest Hemingway

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.

Fritz Maytag

American brewer

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.

Adhere to the Schweinheitsgebot! Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.

David Geary

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Edward Abbey

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Capital Brewery,

Middleton , WI

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Jack Handy

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Anon

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

Drink to me.

Pablo Picasso

his last words

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Louis Pasteur

The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves

Paul Emil Victor

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