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Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked
over the priceless Ming vase?
A:
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and a washing machine?
A:
If you throw a load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around
for 3 days.
Q. What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
A. A know-it-all bitch.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out
of a tree?
A:
Wave to her.
Q: What is the difference between a smart
blonde and Bigfoot?
A:
Bigfoot has been spotted!
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo
is?
A:
An Italian suppository.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A:
So she could lip read. |
Q: What job function does a blonde have
in an M&M factory?
A:
Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired
from the M&M factory?
A:
For throwing out the W's.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in
the closet?
A:
Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has been at
a computer?
A.
There's cheese in front of the mouse.
Q. What did the blonde say to her doctor
when he told her she was pregnant?
A.
"Is it mine?"
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery
ticket have in common?
A:
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q: What does a blonde have in common with
the United States Army?
A:
They're open to any man between the ages of eighteen and thirty-five.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A:
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. |
Q:
What do you call blondes locked in a walk-in freezer?
A:
Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday
mornings?
A:
Tell them a joke on Friday night.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A:
A golden retriever.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have
in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck
up.
She was so blonde...
she told me to meet her at the corner
of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter
to the doctor?
A:
She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on
roller skates?
A:
A mobile sperm bank.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
A:
They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A:
'Cause everyone gets a turn. |
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code
on her stomach?
A:
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch
box tops?
A:
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the
bus.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A:
Buy her another beer.
Q: Why doesn't the blonde want to drink
beer on the beach?
A:
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A:
Because her boyfriend was also blonde!
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This is the best drinking game according to many of Power Hour™ customers.
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