Beer Quotes and Alcohol Quotes

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I've never been into wine. I'm a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it and order more. You don't sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, or drone on and on about it, the way people do with wine. Your beer drinker tend to be a straightforward, decent, friendly, down-to-earth person, whereas your serious wine fancier tends to be an insufferable snot.

Dave Berry

I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.

Dave Berry

It was as natural as eating and to me as necessary, and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking beer.

Ernest Hemingway

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

Ernest Hemingway

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

Lady Astor

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

Winston Churchill

A "good" beer is one that sells! You may think it sucks, but if the market embraces it, so be it. Now a "great" beer or world-class beer is another matter...

Jim Busch

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.

P.J. O'Rourke

Upon being told I have a drinking problem I gave careful consideration and completely agree. I have two hands and only one mouth.

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brains with grammar, and nonsense, and learning. Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, gives genius a better discerning.

Oliver Goldsmith

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

Lady Astor

Social reformist

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?

Milan Maximovich

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger, old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.

Brendan Behan

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