Life is a waste of time,

time is a waste of life,

so get wasted all of the time

and have the time of your life.

There are those who drink...

and those who pound,

and those who don't...

are bound to frown.

No matter what you say do...

Always cheer your frosty brew!

For every wound, a balm.

For every sorrow, cheer.

For every storm, a calm.

For every thirst, a beer.

I admire your strength,

I admire your spunk

But the thing I like best,

is getting you drunk.

Beer beer its all here,

one glass full...

and one for my peer.

Life alas, is very drear.

Up with the glass,

down with the beer!

Louis Untermeyer

Of all my favorite things to do,

The utmost is to have a brew.

My love grows for my foamy friend,

with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.

Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold,

It's paradise... Pure liquid gold,

Yes beer means many things to me,

that's all for now... I gotta Pee

Here's to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold beer and another one!

Irish Saying

I love to drink martinis.

Two at the very most.

Three I'm under the table.

Four I'm under the host!

Dorothy Parker

When money's tight and hard to get,

and your horse is also ran,

When all you have is a heap of debt,

a pint of plain is your only man.

Old Irish toast

"DO RE MI BEER" by Homer J. Simpson.

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DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,

FAR..... the distance to my beer

SO...... I think I'll have a beer...

LA...... La la la la la la beer

TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...

That will bring us back to...

[Notices can is empty]...D'OH!

Why, if 'tis dancing you would be,

There's brisker pipes than poetry.

Say, for what were hop-yards meant,

Or why was Burton built on Trent ?

Oh many a peer of England brews

Livelier liquor than the Muse,

And malt does more than Milton can

To justify God's ways to man.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink

For fellows whom it hurts to think:

Look into the pewter pot

To see the world as the world's not.

A.E. Housman

Fill with mingled cream and amber,

I will drain that glass again.

Such hilarious visions clamber

Through the chamber of my brain.

Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies

Come to life and fade away.

What I care how time advances;

I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allen Poe

I'm not the fig plucker,

but the fig plucker's son.

But I'll pluck figs,

'til the fig plucker comes!

I'm not the pig fucker,

but the pig fucker's son.

But I'll fuck pigs,

'til the pig fucker comes!

Fuck this shit!

Just let me put my dick inside!

Eazy E

Gimme that Nut