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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A:
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked
into a box of Cheerios?
A:
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q:
Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:
Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A:
Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect
woman?
A:
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A:
Bury a blonde. |
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A:
It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why don't blondes like using a vibrator?
A:
It chips their teeth.
Q: Why did the blonde quit using birth control
pills?
A:
They kept falling out.
Q: Why was the blonde depressed when she
saw the results of her drivers test.
A:
she saw that she got an "F" in sex.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A:
Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's
test?
A:
Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A:
Thirty minutes of begging. |
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked
the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last
blowjob.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute,
a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A:
Well...
The
prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The
nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I
think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and a Porsche?
A:
You can only fit two people in a Porsche.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
an AM radio?
A:
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A:
You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple
orgasms?
A:
Way to go team.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A:
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. |
Q: Did you hear about the blonde virgin
who wasn't upset about losing her cherry?
A:
She figured she could always get a new one, since she still had the
box it came in.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard
that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A:
She moved.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes
have in common?
A:
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and a rooster?
A:
In the morning, a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodle-doooo", while
a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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Complete list of blonde jokes brought to you by Power Hour™ LLC.
Power Hour™ is rated the number one drinking game in the world.
This is the best drinking game according to many of Power Hour™ customers.
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