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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A:
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked
into a box of Cheerios?
A:
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q:
Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:
Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A:
Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect
woman?
A:
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A:
Bury a blonde. |
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A:
It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why don't blondes like using a vibrator?
A:
It chips their teeth.
Q: Why did the blonde quit using birth control
pills?
A:
They kept falling out.
Q: Why was the blonde depressed when she
saw the results of her drivers test.
A:
she saw that she got an "F" in sex.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A:
Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's
test?
A:
Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A:
Thirty minutes of begging. |
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked
the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last
blowjob.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute,
a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A:
Well...
The
prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The
nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I
think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and a Porsche?
A:
You can only fit two people in a Porsche.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
an AM radio?
A:
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A:
You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple
orgasms?
A:
Way to go team.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A:
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. |
Q: Did you hear about the blonde virgin
who wasn't upset about losing her cherry?
A:
She figured she could always get a new one, since she still had the
box it came in.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard
that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A:
She moved.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes
have in common?
A:
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and a rooster?
A:
In the morning, a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodle-doooo", while
a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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Complete list of blonde jokes brought to you by Power Hour VX LLC.
Power Hour VX is rated the number one drinking game in the world.
This is the best drinking game according to many of Power Hour VX customers.
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