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Yo
momma is so fat...
that
when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo
momma is so fat...
when
she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo
momma is so fat...
she's
got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo
momma is so fat...
the
last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo
momma is so fat...
she
went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo
momma is so fat... she
has been declared a natural habitat for Condors! |
SYMPTOM:
Feet cold and wet.
FAULT:
Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION:
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM:
Feet warm and wet.
FAULT:
Improper bladder control.
ACTION:
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM:
Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT:
Glass empty.
ACTION:
Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM:
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT:
You have fallen over backward.
ACTION:
Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM:
Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT:
You have fallen forward.
ACTION:
Have yourself leashed to bar. |
SYMPTOM:
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT:
Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION:
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM:
Floor blurred.
FAULT:
You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION:
Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM:
Floor moving.
FAULT:
You are being carried out.
ACTION:
Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM:
Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT:
Bar has closed.
ACTION:
Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM:
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT:
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION:
Cover mouth. |
Counterproductive
Pick-Up Line
"If
you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole."
Counterproductive
Pick-Up Line
"How
do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? "
Counterproductive
Pick-Up Line
"My
love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in."
Counterproductive
Pick-Up Line
"If
your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then
could I meet you between the holidays?"
Counterproductive
Pick-Up Line
"How
about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll
give you the meat."
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