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A bum in major city holding a sign and a cup is collecting money.

Sign reads... "No Joke. Its for Beer"

Need $ for Alcohol Research

College Student

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

John Churchill

First Duke of Marlborough

Teamwork is the ability to work as a group towards a common vision ... Even if that vision becomes extremely blurry while working.

I Graduated with a 4.0

(Blood Alcohol Level)

You call me DRUNK

... like it's a bad thing.

Finish Your Beers...

(There are sober people in China!)

ALCOHOL...

It's Cheaper Than Therapy!

My Teachers Said I Could Be ANYTHING...

So I became Drunk.

One shot, two shot, three shot, floor...

The Beer Man

Power Hour

Never underestimate the power

of intoxicated people in large groups.

Do you believe in Love at First Sight... or do I have to buy you another drink?

Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.

Bruce Carlton

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger or a beer.

Confucius

Joe and John split a quarter keg of beer. There are (approx.) 41 mugs of beer to be drank from the keg, and each mug contains 12oz of beer. After one hour and 4 mugs, Joe has to take a leak. John however needs to take a leak after only 2 mugs during this time. If both Joe and John continue drinking for six hours... How many leaks will be taken during this period by each and how many mugs will remain in the quarter of keg?

WE KNOW YOU ARE DRUNK

"I would drink beer...

with a goat, on a boat,

in a box, in my sox,

in a car, at a bar.

I do, I do, I do like beer!"

Paint chips make me thirsty.

Chowing down lead paint chips can work up a thirst and lower your IQ.

I See Drunk People.

People Like You...

Are the reason people like me drink.

It's Happy Hour!

I mean... It's 5:00 somewhere...

Let's Drink!

I'm NOT an Alcoholic...

I'm a Drunk...

Alcoholics go to meetings...

I have a Beer Problem...

Teamwork = Keg of Beer

Rehab is for Quitters.

The last swallow of lager is the worst and the last swallow of an ale is the best.

If You Can't Say Something Nice...

Keep Drinking.

Beer.

So much more than just a breakfast drink.

Whitstran Brewery sign

Beer...

Chock full of vitamin P

I killed a 6-pack, just to watch it die.

I always keep a bottle of whiskey handy... in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

W.C. Fields

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

Jimmy Buffett

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Archie Bunker

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Ancient Egyptian Credo

If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer.

Greg Koch

Stone Brewing

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

Tucker Max

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