Normal People: These players can make each
other drink as well as the Asshole. They play in the order
they finished the previous round; first normal out follows the
VP, second normal out follows first, etc.
Asshole: for many reasons, this player is
truly the Asshole. This player has to do all dealing of cards,
all sweeping of cards after the hands, and can not make any
other player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.
A few
recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should
move seats in order to reflect the hierarchy, and proper playing
order. Play your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres
or VP, but remember it will always come back to haunt you,
especially when abusing the Asshole.
Play as many
rounds as desired.
Modified rules:
1.
First of all, the
ideal number of people to have play is four. If more than four
play, take out enough cards (starting with the threes) or add
jokers (jokers come in as high cards - higher than the two) to
make sure everyone will be dealt an even number of cards. If
more than seven are playing, use two decks of cards. (Hierarchy
of cards (l->h) 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,J,Q,K,A,2,Joker)
2.
The object of the
game is to get rid of your cards first. The person who gets rid
of their cards first becomes President, the next becomes VP, and
so on.
3.
The idea of the
hierarchy (President,VP,Treasurer,. . .,asshole) is that as soon
as the cards are dealt you can make anyone below you drink.
Asshole also has some extra jobs. He must shuffle the cards,
sweep the cards after each round is played, and fill everyone's
drink. If there is too much for the asshole to do, and the game
is slowing down, vice-asshole will be requested to assist the
asshole in his duties.
4.
Before the hand
starts, President gives the asshole his lowest card, and asshole
gives the President his highest card. If either is caught not
giving his absolute lowest or highest card (this means breaking
up a pair of threes if you are the President) they are automatic
asshole for the next hand. If eight or more are playing,
President and asshole exchange their *two* highest and low-est
cards, and VP and vice-asshole exchange their *one* highest and
lowest card.
5.
The President leads
off the *first* round. After the first round, whoever won the
last round leads the next round. If the person who won threw his
last card, the lead follows to the left.
6.
After the first card
is led, play follows down the hierarchy. When play reaches you,
you can play or pass. You can play by matching the card played
or by playing a higher card. Also, if a single card is led, you
must follow with a single card. If a pair is led, you must
follow with a pair, and so on. If you can not match or beat the
card or cards played, you must pass play to the next player.
Even if you can play on the cards, you may choose to pass anyway
(to save your high cards). The last card played wins the round.
7.
Once a person leads,
play only goes around *once*. For example, if the President
leads with a 5, VP plays a J, Treasurer plays a 2, and the
asshole passes, the round ends, and the Treasurer leads since he
won that round.
8.
Play continues until
everyone has thrown all of their cards and the hierarchy is
established for the next hand.
Other fun ways
to drink more:
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Before the hand starts, someone must give
the President a toast (this is an opportune time to kiss-ass
to the President). If no toast is presented, the President can
give out his own punishment.
-
There is a "social" (everyone must drink)
when three cards of the same value are played in one round.
Not only for three cards played by different people, but also
for triples!
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Then there is the board meeting. Everyone
starts drinking and is not allowed to stop drinking until the
person above him stops drinking (i.e. the VP cannot stop until
the Pres. stops, the Tres. cannot stop until the VP stops, et
cetera). As you can see, this another disadvantage of being
the asshole (low man on the totem pole). Only the President
can call a board meeting.
Well, I think
that about covers the rules. It can sound like a difficult game
at first (don't try to learn it drunk), but it provides hours
and hours of entertainment.