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Most men can at least recognize some beauty when Drunk.

But you my friend, damn... now I know what "Coyote Ugly" means!

Pete Nelson

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts and beer.

Abraham Lincoln

Give a man a beer and he wastes an hour, but teach a man how to brew and he wastes a lifetime.

He that buys land buys many stones,

He that buys flesh buys many bones,

He that buys eggs buys many shells,

But he that buys good ale......

buys nothing else.

John Ray

Hey, bartender, a thousand pints of light!

Second City Players

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.

Ron Klugman

SVP, Coors Brewing

The roots and herbs beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengthen and quicken the sight of the eyes.

Nicholas Culpeper

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

Dean Martin

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Robert Benchley

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Rodney Dangerfield

Real ale fans are just like

train-spotters, only drunk.

Christopher Howse

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Woody Allen

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

Woody Allen

There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible.

PJ O'Rourke

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Ken Hammond

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Les Dawson

Everytime I drink brew,

I just want to screw.

The Beer Man

Beer...

Giving homeless people a reason to wake up in the morning!

Beer...

Turns BOW into WOW!

I went to college for "higher education" and that's where I learned to drink.

Steve Roose

There's nothing as heartening as the sight of an empty pub in the morning, the shelves full and everything spick and span before the barbarian hordes come in. Them that drinks bottles spoil the look of the shelves but draught is a different story - you never see the barrel going down.

Patrick McGinley

No poems can live long or please that are written by water-drinkers.

Horace 65-8 BC

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

A cop pulls over the "Beer Man" for speeding and he notices his eyes are red. The cop says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" He replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!" The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice repeats, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The drunk looks up and says, "God? Is this God trying to warn me?" The voice says "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK."

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

Curt Vonnegut, Jr.

He is not deserving the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is, good ale.

George Borrow

Ere's to English women an' a quart of English beer.

Rudyard Kipling

For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King.

Shakespeare

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

William Shakespeare

"Philosophy of a Moderate Diet"

[I recommend]...bread, meat, vegetables and beer.

Sophocles

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

Winston Churchill

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

Martin Luther

You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.

Drew Navikas

When in doubt, take a shot.

It's not whether or not you throw up, it's whether or not you keep going.

You can't fall off the wagon, if you're never on it.

The Shriners' can tabs for kids program: We drink for the kids!

Im a guy and you all know what we do. One can get boring, so why not two?

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