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Q: Did you
hear about the three blondes who were driving to Disneyland ?
A:
After being in the car for hours, they saw a sign that said " Disneyland
left" so they turned around and went home.
Q: Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
A:
They are for those who don't drink!
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito
and a blonde?
A:
When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells?
A:
Pregnant.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A:
You put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner."
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb
blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot
a $100 bill. Who picks it up?
A:
The dumb blonde! Because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the
tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she ordered
a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A:
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw
the sign in front of the YMCA?
A:
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: What do smart blondes and UFO's have
in common?
A:
You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are
all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
A:
The blonde, she is 18.
Q: Why did God give every blonde two more
brain cells than a cow?
A:
So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their titties.
Q: Why can't blondes water ski?
A:
Because when they get wet between their legs, they end up on their back.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A:
To keep her ankles warm. |
Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast ?
A:
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.
Q: What do blondes put behind their ears
to attract men?
A:
Their ankles.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde
and a bowling ball?
A:
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: How are blondes and bowling balls alike?
A:
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they always come back for more.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're
on their back.
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her
before she went out?
A:
If you're not in bed by midnight , come home.
Q: What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
?
A:
A fake blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: How does a blonde prefer her eggs in
the morning?
A:
Unfertilized.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde
and a 747?
A:
Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and the Titanic?
A:
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. |
Q: What's the difference between a blonde
and a taxi cab?
A:
You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights
after having sex?
A:
Opens the car door.
Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in
common?
A:
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:
Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: How is a blonde like a hardware store?
A:
Two cents a screw!
Q: What do blondes and screen doors have
in common?
A:
The harder you slam them, the looser they get.
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Complete list of blonde jokes brought to you by Power Hour™ LLC.
Power Hour™ is rated the number one drinking game in the world.
This is the best drinking game according to many of Power Hour™ customers.
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