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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.

Michael Jackson

Women and drink. Too much of either can drive you to the other.

Michael Still

Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.

Napoleon

Beer isn't just beer... beer needs a home.

Die Welt

German newspaper - 1976

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Drew Carey

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.

P.J. O'Rourke

Moderation is a fatal thing - nothing succeeds like excess.

Oscar Wilde

We are all of us in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

W.C. Fields

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

P.J. O'Rourke

I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't find a drink.

Tom Waits

It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale.

Washington Irving

If the headache preceded the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Samuel Butler

It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

George Burns

Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Zeca Pagodinho

Why don't you come up and have a little scotch & sofa?

Mae West

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.

He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet.

Scotch...

Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

W.C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W.C. Fields

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe E. Lewis

I went on a diet, swore off eating and heavy drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Joe E. Lewis

I drink to forget I drink.

Joe E. Lewis

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.

Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.

Rennie Ellis

What event is more awfully important to an English colony than the erection of its first brew house?

Reverend Sidney Smith

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

J.P. Donleavy

The Ginger Man

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Art Donovan

While you merely see the disease being viruses, I see the benign microorganisms which by making, among other things, strong beers... and enable you to spend your evening in alcoholic bliss.

Patrick McGinley

No, sir: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.

Samuel Johnson

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

Socrates

There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.

Stephen Morris

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

M. F. K. Fisher

American writer

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

Karl Marx

The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

William Blake

Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

T.S. Eliot

when asked about inspiration

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

Richard Braunstein

This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Samuel Johnson

Wine is made to be drunk as women are made to be loved; profit by the freshness of youth or the splendor of maturity; do not await decrepitude.

Theophile Malvezin

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.

Mark Knopfler

Heavy Fuel

As he brews so shall he drink.

Ben Johnson

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills one-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

Thomas Jefferson

January 6, 1816

on beer

The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you.

American folk saying

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