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The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Czech Saying

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.

David Rains Wallace

When it's fourth and inches, I'll take the beer drinkers over the milk drinkers any day.

Good people drink good beer.

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"Have you ever had an out-of-body experience?"

"No, but I've had several out-of-beer experiences that were just about as bone-chilling as you can get."

Willy 'n Ethel

I work until beer o'clock.

Stephen King

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

A.A. Milne

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

Benjamin Franklin

You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.

Bruce Aidells

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow.

Cicero

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(response to "Dear Father $$$")

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

This is all thousands of years old. It's the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it. It's what we do as a species. It's what makes us human. We brew.

Alan Eames

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

Frederick the Great

Prussian ruler

The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love.

13th century German law

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Ancient Egyptian Proverb

Q. Why is American beer served cold?
A. So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton

Mental retardation can't be solved by talking to your friends.

Rob

Put your party shoes on.......... we're going humpin'

Adam

Why screw when you can pound?

Adam

He shit his pants, he isn't drinking, and he is way behind. That really sucks.

Paul

The scariest thing in the world has got to be a spider riding a snake.

Sean

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

Diogenes

The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV.

Homer Simpson

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Benny Hill

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.

Socrates

An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Dylan Thomas

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Casey Stengel

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Henny Youngman

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Jonathan Swift

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

George Bernard Shaw

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

Paracelsus

Greek physician

Most people hate the taste of beer.

It is, however, a prejudice.

Winston Churchill

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Thomas Jefferson

My ass hurts, but I feel loved.

Stacy

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Don Marquis

Beer is a wholesome liquor....

it abounds with nourishment.

Dr. Benjamin Rush

American physician

Please.....just shut up....

you are killing my buzz!

Steve Roose

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Denis Leary

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Noel Coward

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk saying, "I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."

Denis Leary

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

George Best

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Bill Hicks

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

Mark Twain

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